  * Leeds and Wes Brown shit, Henry a bit good, yadda, yadda. The only interesting thing to happen this weekend in football was a very hairy Ian Walker twatting a fat Leicester fan who came on the pitch. Oh, and conceding 5 goals in 18 minutes. * Not much happened this weekend to be honest, as I was down in the middle of nowhere, but we have a time for the wedding now.
It will be at 3pm. We also may have a bridal car in the form of a Jazzy B-MW. * I have completed most of my GTTR application form to go to Uni, but I need two more things - a personal statement on why I want to become a teacher and a second referee, who can be anyone who knows me well and is a good judge on my suitability to teach.
Looking at it carefully, there appears to be no reason why I can't get a good reference from a Manager of Marks and Spencers' in, say, Halifax... * So, just to make sure.... Everyone heard about Jordan's affair with a married footballer, that she will dedicate a chapter to in her forthcoming autobiography, and the completely unconnected story that David Beckham is allegedly seeking legal action to stop his name being sullied in a forthcoming book? EDIT: Oh, fuck it, everyone has because she said it on Saturday night TV and it's on the front page of The Sun. Finger on the pulse, me. 
