  Got a letter yesterday, saying that I've had my police check and I'm officially cleared to work with Children and Vulnerable Adults. Huzzah! I really cannot wait for September, because I really fucking hate my job at the moment, what with the shitty weather, the crappy train service this week due to the holidays and not being able to get home and play Splinter Cell. = Stuff I need to do for next week: *Wedding speech - coming along nicely. I think I've thanked everyone who needs thanking, but I think I need to remove a thin layer of cheese. *Order Of Service Front Cover - Arse. I've no idea what to do to put it in a good position between "Boringly bland" and "Clipart Hell". Any ideas appreciated. *Shave - I've got Mach 3 blades and King Of Shaves foam, so I think I'll manage it.
= 600 people complained about Derren Brown's Seance, making it the thrid most complained about programme (you have to go along way to beat Chris Morris and a showing of The Last Temptation Of Christ). 487 were made to Channel 4 itself, only 30 of which came AFTER broadcast, which made it clear that everything was staged and viewers were not going to be exposed to "dark powers". Stupid fuckers. = Here's an horrifically cliched b3ta pic I did. Enjoy. 
