  " We're going down in a minute,  Down in a minute.  Leeds fans,  89 minutes into the Bolton game After the false hopes they kept throwing up to make us believe the inevitable could be stopped,  we drop thanks to a capitulation and a stupid Australian twat.
 You couldn't fault the Leeds fans,  who made me laugh with most of the songs they were coming out with ( The early- in- the- game "
We're shit,  but we're beating you"  " Down With The Bradford,  We're Going Down.  Admittedly,
 it's not over.  If we can get six points and 37+  goals more than Man City in the next two games against Charlton and Chelsea,  we'll stay up.  So,  just as a last mention on the season,
 here's A- MOL's List Of People Who Should Be Swinging By A Noose From The Revie Stand Peter Ridsdale/ Allan Leighton/  The Board " We were living the dream"  -
 the excuse that Honest Pete likes to bring out every so often.  They took a risk,  they say,  that the money spent could bring us glory.  So,  they basically committed the same act as the guy who sold everything he owned to put it on a single red/
black bet on a roulette table for Sky One.  " Everyone encouraged us to spend the money"  -  however,  this doesn't work when you are not being honest with the fans about the financial dealings at the club.
 Guess who is meant to give fans a reality check about spending stupid amounts on Seth Johnson and Michael Duberry -  THE BOARD But,  as well as putting the club in a dodgy position,  when it started to go wrong ( as wrong as finishing 5th in the League and the QF's of the UEFA Cup can be)  they panicked and did the stupidest thing possible -
 replaced David O'Leary with.  Terry Venables A guy who's sole achievements include winning the league with a Barcelona side Titch could have coached to success,  an FA Cup with Spurs and the SF of Euro 96 ( at home,  drawing with Switzerland and scraping past a piss- poor Spanish team)
 and recent history amounted to failing to beat Saudi Arabia with a talented Australian side ( some of whom will be mentioned later)  and bankrupting Crystal Palace.  First point of order -  spending the few transfer funds we had on Nicky Barmby and the worst player in Leeds history ( I include Roque Jnr,
 who could pass a bit,  and Tomas " 6 goals"  Brolin)  Paul Okon.  It would surprise no one that he tried to buy Darren Anderton and Stan Lazaridis to do the old El Tel trick -
 surround him with players and staff who will tell him how great he is.  You had to admire the bare cheek of a man who excused bad results in December as " the settling- in period"  He couldn't believe his luck when the sale of Woodgate went through due to our financial situation as it gave him a brand new excuse to use until his sorry arse was kicked out of the club,  with £
2M owed to him.  Brian Kidd Not everything O'Leary did was great.  This was his biggest mistake,  but you could hardly blame him if you read the papers.  Kidd is apparently the greatest coach England has produced,  though his success after leaving Old Trafford was minimal.
 His first task -  change the system that took Leeds to a Champion's League Semi Final ( fast,  strong,  relentless attacks,  based on Bowyer,
 Kewell,  Smith and Keane or Bridges speed,  backed with the strength of Viduka,  Dacourt,  Batty,  Woodgate)
 and use a new tactic.  Out went exciting,  fast- flowing football,  in came passing the ball constantly and slowing down play.  Which played to the strengths of,
 erm.  no one.  With the original system gone,  O'Leary gone so unable to change it and Venables ready to back up the Kidd myth,  we stuck with it.  Mark Viduka Fuck it,
 I'm saying it.  Yes,  he may have kept us up last year with an incredible run of goals at the end of the season.  Yes,  he's scored some great goals for us this year.  Yes,
 he is potentially one of the best strikers in the league.  But,  HE IS A STUPID,  LAZY,  FAT CUNT.  You'd think you could motivate yourself every week for £
65K a week ( some of which is IMAGE RIGHTS.  Players like Beckham,  Ronaldo,  Totti,  Del Piero,
 Henry -  fine.  Viduka?  but nope,  consistently we got Lazy mark,  who couldn't run 5 yards for a ball,
 preferring to turn and bollock the guy passing to him for not hitting it straight to him.  And what the fuck was he doing,  in the most important game of Leeds' recent history,  committing two petulant acts in front of the referee,  1 min and 24 seconds apart?  The complete anti-
thesis of Alan Smith.  So,  we're left to play the giants of Plymouth and Crewe ( I respect both teams,  because they are small but well run,  but still.
 My father is so depressed about the state of the team he's followed 40+  years that he's unsure whether to renew,  as am I,  but for other reasons ( the whole student thing)  I'll tell you one thing I won't be doing -
 buying a new shirt.
