  Man, that's not gonna get old for a while. Fun weekend - went to Seoul, which is officially insane. Here's a few pictures that I didn't take, of the places I went to. Dongdaemun, Seoul's biggest market / shopping area, looks like this all the time.
It ain't a place for the claustrophobic, that's for sure. The actual main market doesn't open until 10pm (closing at 4am), and the main department stores close at 5am. Crazy. The day we were there, they were putting on a free concert by all these Korean singers, so it was extra packed. Most of them were crap, but I did get to see the lovely Diva in the flesh. Unfortunately, they were a) lip-synching and b) not wearing short skirts, so I got bored after a while. At night, went to the testosterone fest of the Hongdae nightclub scene, which is full of big shaven-headed American GI's acting like twats and dry-humping small Korean girls on the dancefloors (seriously). Place was a bit of a dive, but I was too shitfaced to care. Next day went to Yongsan, which is a huge electronics mecca. I just bought DVDs. More pictures? Go on then. The building in the top picture didn't actually have any Transformers in it.
Broke my phone while I was up there as well. Bugger - no **** fun for me for a while. I'll have to think of other ways to satisfy my craving for hot ****** all covered in ****** ******. I've never **** so hard in my life. 
