  On a Korean TV channel they're kind enough to show Sky News on a morning, so I get all the news from back home before I go to work, which rules, if only for this morning's story about nine Leicester players being arrested in La Manga for allegedly sexually assaulting three African girls.
One was released on bail having only being charged with 'failing to intervene' (presumably he was in the corner having a Peter O'Neil, or calling Mark Bosnich / Kieron Dyer / Rio Ferdinand for advice), the rest , as yet unnamed, having been remanded in custody. It's a dodgy story, however; the main reason for this being the girls didn't report that they'd been attacked until they arrived at the airport to go back to Germany.
Hmm. This of course is the second time Leicester have been in trouble in La Manga - the first time being when Stan Collymore ( who no doubt would have killed to get in on the action this time around) set off a fire extinguisher in a hotel and the entire team was asked to leave.
I just thought it was a very weird coincidence that this happened at almost the same time as Collymore admitted to the bizarre pursuit of 'dogging' - as I understand, this entails hanging round car parks propositioning strangers for casual sex. This is the same guy who: was once one of English football's brightest talents (Man of the match in the Premiership's greatest game ever), but managed to go from playing for Liverpool to bit part roles at Bradford and Oveido in just a couple of seasons Smacked Ulrika up in Paris (reason: "I was confused and jealous") fancied himself as the next James Bond is now a TV pundit (FOR WHO??
Sky? someone tell me) I like this quote from urlLink F365 's Mediawatch today. Writes F365 reader Matt Martin: 'Watching Sky One's typically woeful "Premiership's Greatest" last night, I was intrigued by this quote from the one and only Stanley Victor Collymore, who they'd drafted in as one of their "talking heads": "It's like having sex with 40,000 people at once! "' Sweet lord, there must be more to this dogging than meets the eye. Must have been one helluva a car park... And now, because I love you, I bring you the gift of urlLink wasting time . 
