  Well done to Rio's pimp agent, Pini Zahavi, for the most ludicrous reason to miss a drugs test. And I quote: He was asked to take this test on a Sunday, but he could not because he was moving house. Marvellous. I do understand though. Only last Sunday, I was too busy to take a piss, so imagine what it must have been like for Rio, who had the hard job of telling the man from Pickfords which box was the one packed with valuables. By the way, England are f*cked for Saturday. 
