  I don't like eyeballs. I really hate anyone touching anywhere near my eye. I tried for an hour and a half in Specsavers to put a contact lens in without blinking like a loon and failed miserably. When the woman helping suggested touching my eyeball without the lens on my finger, I nearly vomitted. So, guess how I felt about the pictures of the new body modification available in Holland. Called "Jeweleye", this process allows you to have shiny bits of crap implanted into your cornea. For the love of God, WHY? 
