  "Thanks to your wedding invite, I am going to go on the internet and change my name tomorrow" This is the text message I got from Popsy today, because I used the Forbidden Name (H*l*n) for the invite. Since I can't do any work today (Go, go, crappy file server! ), I decided to investigate how easy that was. Low and behold, Google takes me direct to a site that allows you to change your name online, in no time at all. How stupid is that? Think about it. I have nothing to do today, so, in a fit of whimsy, I could technically change my name legally today.
Say I get home tonight, have a couple of bottles of wine and decide, while reading the bottle label, that I will from now one be known as Frascati Superiore, I could do it. I've decided to investigate just how easy it is to do stuff like this on the internet, so first up, a Friends inspired investigation: Can I become an ordained minister online? Guess what. It's a piece of piss. I found a relevant website, the Universal Life Church of California, filled in the form, and I am waiting for my application to be processed by a minister, based on my form. So, what will this minister review before he decides I can look after the spiritual needs of people and officiate over weddings, funerals and baptisms? *My name *My address *My e-mail *Er... that's it So, now, I sit and wait until the US comes online (at time of posting, it's about 2.15am in California), I guess, and pray that the minister decides my e-mail is worthy enough.
In the mean time, I will try and clean up my language, because urlLink Pornalizing the site doesn't really make the site filthier, it just makes me sound a bit more pissed off. Not good if I want to spread The Word. TO BE CONTINUED.... 
