  Hello. So yeah, I'm in Korea. It's weird. But great. When I get my arse in gear and upload my photos and get them on the net, I'll write something of more importance. Maybe. For now, please enjoy this picture of my bird's dog. If it works. It does. Nice.
And now, here's 5 questions I've been thinking about the most this week. 1) So anyway, I bought the Matrix Reloaded on DVD t'other day, in preparation for seeing Revolutions this weekend. Anyhow, my favourite line in the movie is where that guy is talking about swearing in French, and he says "It's like wiping your arse with silk". Now, the second language on my DVD is Thai, so I switched the sound track to Thai just out of curiosity to see if he speaks French with a comedy Thai accent, but the bastard just keeps speaking Thai! So WTF is he saying? 2) It's the middle of November. It's frickin' freezing out here, Mr. Bigglesworth.
So why, why, why am I still getting the shit bitten out of me by mosquitoes? 3) Is Korea warping my musical tastes? I can't buy anything decent in the music shops round here (mainly because no bugger buys music here, they just download it. Fact: Korea is the best country in the world for Internet access. It's great, I tells ya) yet I still have a CD buying addiction.
So the last 2 CDs I bought both have guest appearances from Justin Timberlake. First prize of a hearty bowl of 보신탕 (that's dog soup to you Wurzel) goes to the person who guesses the CD titles correctly. 4) Why did my school think it was more important for me to attend a conference on good, nutritious school dinners (all in Korean, and with bugger all free samples. Bastards), instead of letting me stay at school and teach classes? Not that I minded. Sleeping through a Korean conference beats actual work any day. 5) Does anyone read this crap? 
