  God knows what's going on at the moment. We broke up because she said we'd be better off just being friends, and since she definitely wants to get married this year (and has a Korean bloke who does want to marry her), and I don't (get married in 2004? Talk about hopping on the bandwagon), I reluctantly agreed. Fast forward to last night, I've got the comfort food in and Road to Perdition on DVD (bought for less than a fiver. It's great here, I tells ya). Get a call from her, end up meeting her, she suggests we have a few drinks, and before I know it, I'm making her breakfast* in the morning. Important facts to note: So yeah, there's this Korean guy who's asked her to marry him. They're not going out though.
Weird? Too fucking right. Anyway, during the conversation she points out that if she had to choose between me and him (ie. if we both wanted to marry her), she'd pick me. I almost certainly don't want to, but it's nice to know I have options. Korean fried chicken is fucking awful. You know in England, you can choose between leg, breast and wing? In Korea they chop the whole fucking bird up into manageable pieces, fry it up and serve it. I think they take off the head and feet, but that's all.
Nothing like biting down on a piece of fried chicken, followed by the satisfying crunch as the poor bird's neck snaps in two. There's sod all meat on that bit as well. Bastards. Went to karaoke after drinking. The English selection is pretty limited, so I sang some weird stuff, including Jeremy, Hungry Like The Wolf (which I made my own in Japan), Paranoid Android (! ), Bohemian Rhapsody, Dope Nose (rocks), and *cough* Bryan Adams Haigh, you're right. Charlie's Angels 2 really is a travesty. Watched about 40 minutes of it before realising "Hey, this fucker has no plot, it's just 5 minute clip after 5 minute clip of the angels in different outfits with some awful action/comedy/dance routine going on".
(The opening bit? Terrible) And the first one was so good as well! God only knows how they managed to rope Bruce Willis, John Cleese and Owen Wilson into doing cameos. I bet Bill Murray** pissed himself when he saw it. *making her breakfast = offering her a spoonful of my Sugar Puffs, and her eating all my biscuits while I was in the shower ** All-time favourite Bill Murray moment from a movie: -Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here. -Is this true? -Yes, it's true. This man has no dick. 
