  Who didn't see that coming? And no, it wasn't because of infidelity (not MY infidelity anyway). It's complicated and I can't be arsed to go into it. Can't feel too bad about it though. Anyone watch the Grammys?
They're quite crap, but they make the Brits look like a school disco. The best bits were: Prince!!! And Beyonce in short skirt! Together! Celine Dion's mic didn't work, and when she got a replacement, she ruined the atmosphere of the song (a tribute to Luther 'stroke' Vandross) by tapping her mic about 5 times to check it was working. Daft bint. Outkast. Of course. Black Eyed Peas and JT. Timberlake's own performance was nothing special, because he chose the worst single from his album (Senorita - shite).
Foo Fighters played with some jazz pianist. Sounds crap on paper, but it worked pretty well. Funny just to see Dave Grohl headbanging to a piano solo. The White Stripes were OK as well I suppose The other 2 hours and 30 minutes were dull though. Coldplay got 'political', Justin apologised for getting Janet's baps out, and there was a nice long rant about how we're robbing the music industry by downloading music for free.
Din't have much impact though, considering every pop star was decked out in a designer outfit, fresh from their Beverly Hills mansions. The bird in my picture is Chie. Nothing happened with her. Scout's honour. Does anyone have pictures of the Stag do? I'm guessing Al didn't risk taking his camera out for the night. I haven't lost my wallet in 6 years, by the way. 
