  *Leeds cannot be bottom for Xmas! A four point gap means that Wolves will be the team that faces the unenviable task of disproving the axiom “The team that is bottom of Premiership on Christmas day will be relegated”.
And, dear lord, if we get six points from our next two games (an out of form Manchester City and a shit Aston Villa), we could actually be in a “challenging for Europe” position due to the tightness of the league at the moment. Awesome. A funny situation at the moment with Leeds - Eddie Gray cannot become our manager officially because he doesn’t have a coaching badge. The solution might be to give him a title other than ‘Manager’, like “Head Coach” or “Director Of Football”, and have him still do the same job.
Fantastic! *So, I here they found an old man hiding in a cellar this weekend. Great. Remember when Al Jazeera was showing videos and photos of captured or dead Allied troops while the Pentagon and Whitehall screamed “Geneva Convention! Won’t somebody please think of the Geneva Convention!”? Well, guess what, it doesn’t apply when the Yanks want to show a prisoner of war!
Here’s a picture of him having his teeth examined! Here’s a picture of him without a beard so that you can be sure we didn’t pick some old bloke of the streets of Baghdad and pay him a few dollars to pretend to be a dictator for our cameras! Shall we get those old pictures of his dead sons out again? The originals or the ones after the really crappy plastic surgery reconstructions? One of my favourite statements today came from Donald Rumsfeld, Saddam’s old mate. “He is being uncooperative with the interrogators… He is refusing to give the details of his weapons program”. He. “Have you got weapons?” “No.” “You uncooperative bastard!” *I have the first five or so pages of my screenplay done! COME ON! I’ve altered the first pages already, Richard, so if you try to steal my idea or sell the pages to an unscrupulous film studio, YOU WILL FAIL.
*I found a top movie in one of my favourite ways (Late night BBC2, “Oh, I’ve heard of this”). It’s called ‘Ginger Snaps’, and it is pretty darn cool. Imagine ‘10 Things I Hate About You’ mixed with ‘American Werewolf In London’. So, if you want a horror film that has a sense of humour and doesn’t talk itself too seriously, and cannot wait for my script to go through development and, y’know, writing, I highly recommend it.
Might give it a review because I haven’t done one in ages. Another great bit of watchable entertainment discovered this weekend – Futurama “Where No Fan Has Gone Before”, in which a green, energy cloud pits the Planet Express crew vs. the Original Star Trek crew (plus Welshy, the replacement for Scotty), in a battle to the death. Top stuff. 
