  *Bit quiet on here, but I notice the numbers have been rolling on. Come on, you tossers, if you're about, drop a message in one of the boxes. That includes you, Loo. It can be about anything. Hell, send me you're problems and I'll answer them for you like Claire Raynor. *Leeds Utd. will be relegated this season. I've accepted it now - I am at piece with the idea of relegation. Quite frankly, Tottenham are shite and if we get outplayed at home by these useless twats, we have no hope. With Viduka on leave for family reasons, Matteo with a suspension coming up and injuries to Radebe and Duberry (yes, we'll miss Dubes, that's how bad it is), we have little hope of getting the results we need. The next big issue for Leeds happens next Monday. If Leeds are not bought (at the handsome price, if the creditors take 50p for every quid owed, of £50M), they will wind up in administration.
Hopefully, we can find some foolish twat prepared to take us on. On other football stuff - the penalty that wasn't at Man U. Since the referee has admitted he was wrong and should have given the penalty, there is only one question left to ask - What the fuck was Gary "Citizen" Neville doing passing back when Shearer was floating about?
Silly tosser. *Kilroy. Couldn't have happened to a nicer slimy ex-Tory MP. Plus, I'd like the software that accidentally sends old work with important words missed out (more likely the Express added them to the column when first published to avoid his racism from being so obvious). *Phase 2 of my Super Top Secret Project That Cannot Be Named takes place tomorrow. I will be throwing myself to the wolves, metaphorically. Expect a report. 
