  I've got most of the stuff I need to sent off which will get me on into secondary schools and, hopefully, get me into St. Paulinus. I also have to apply for YOU, the taxpayer, to pay tuition fees and training wage. Ringing St. Paulinus was fun, what with an inexplicably bad phone line (having to sneak into the staff car park so no-one at work would hear, the bars kept dropping from "Full Signal" to "Middle Of Cumbria, in a tunnel") and the following conversation, which makes me sound like a blagger.
"So, why do you want to come to our school? " "Well, I've heard good things from someone who, erm.., I think still teaches there" (white lie - I heard through her son) "Oh, who is that? " "Mrs.. er... I think she's still Hinchcliffe..." "Ah, S****? " (some anonimity, I think) "Erm... er... yes" Still, the school passed the ultimate test - my mother drove past and said she wouldn't mind me there (and it's Catholic, so there's the off chance I'll re-convert).
I've put myself down in "Extra-Curricular Activities", to assist the pupils, for Drama. It'd be cool to be the teacher who helps out with the plays - like Ms. Briscoe, with less eyeliner. = Squox is up and running. I checked the stats - 48 visits recorded. I might be wrong, but don't hits get recorded every 10 visitors (Titch, is that right)? I think that's from the pimping I did of it on b3ta. Hopefully I'll have some Dreamweaver and stuff to make it look good by the weekend, though 'looking good' is a subjective thing, considering what Titch does for a living. If you haven't seen it, check urlLink Ookmedia . Looking at the stats has already given me some surprises.
The top 3 images viewed the most in order - the rhibil, the babytank and the punk baby. The top lemming animation is the Ring one. I have had someone from Huddersfield Uni, EnergyWatch.org.uk and another with a gov.uk view the site. 32% of viewers are from the UK, the same number as people with "Unknown" locations, and 24% are American. People from Hungary, Israel, Poland, Taiwan and Argentina have been on. 1.6% of people who've viewed use Linux.
= Fahrenheit 9/11 got it's Canne Premiere yesterday and apparently went down well. Who would've though an anti-Bush, anti-Iraq War film would go be popular with Hollywood and the French? Further to his claims of Fredom Of Speech Blocking, he's managed to get distribution rights for all but three countries who showed Bowling For Columbine: *Taiwan *Hong Kong *Er... United States Of America 
