  Fuck me, Return Of The King really does rule. I've read a couple of reviews of it, and you know a film is truly great when people bitch about stupid things, like "At 3 and a half hours, the movie seems a little rushed", or "I wanted to see the end of Saruman". Fucking why? You already know he's up shit creek, just get on with the good stuff. Even the mega-happy never-seems-to-end-ending (I swear the people in my cinema got up like 3 times thinking the movie was over. Daft bastards) is enjoyable, if only because these are the final moments of the greatest movie trilogy ever, and you just don't want it to end. Found a great DVD shop in Gwangju (you might know it, it's the one next to Lotte department store) and got Phone Booth and Taxi 2 for less than a fiver each.
Phone Booth rules, but then you know that already. Taxi 2 is the best action movie to come out of Europe since, well, Taxi. I forget the lead guy's name, but he looks like a French Adam Sandler, and he's piss funny. Plus, you can't say no to a 20 police car pile up, Emma Sjoberg doing some high karate kicking in a short skirt, and constantly taking the piss out of the Japanese. If you don't speak French, then the subtitling is surprisingly well done, although blatantly done by an American (the French call us Rosbifs (Roast beef), which is translated as Limeys. Twats) It snowed, and I caught a cold. Oh yeah. Went to Pizza Hut on Friday for the first time, well, since I worked there. I don't know about in England, but in Korea there's a pizza called Rich Gold, which is foul. What they do is put a layer of cheese in the crust, and a layer of mashed-up sweet potato.
Not only does the stuff look like an acne-sufferers bathroom mirror after a good squeezing session, its taste (think mashed potato + shitloads of sugar) doesn't go at all well with mozzarella, tomato sauce, peppers and spicy 'beef'. Shite. I still haven't got my presents from England yet. Or Champs. The postal service are bastards. Oh yeah, and so are Amazon. 11 pounds (thats 23,000 pissed off Korean won to you) to wrap 4 presents? Bastards are raking it in. In good news, end of term classes are a piece of piss. And it looks like I've got the whole of January off. Nice one. 
