  Well, just to prove reality TV is not dead, here's the full list of entrants for this years "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!". As you can see, it's a fine list. Jordan Glamour model and mother of baby who's disabilities are absolutley nothing to do with his mother getting wankered throughout the pregnancy.
Alex Best Punchbag for hopefully-soon-dead drunk, former model John Lydon Sex Pistol Peter Andre Musician, famous for cod-reggae atrocity "Mysterious Girl", a six-pack and incredibly weedy legs. Jennie Bond Ex-Beeb Royal Reporter Dianne Modahl Athelete, definitely not a drugs cheat. Lord Brocket Haven't a fucking clue. Google says 'fraudster'. Kerry McFadden Ex-'singer', owner of moderately sized breasts (compared to TFMrs. ), one half of the pikiest couple in showbiz. Neil Ruddock Former footballer Mike Reid DJ, former presenter of kids TV. Famously banned 'Relax' by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. So, just to check, that's one genuine celebrity (Johnny Rotten), two failed popstars, two people famous for who they've fucked and one guy I've never heard of before.
Marvellous. At least I know that there is fuck all reason to watch it, since the ghoulish sight of Jordan's life disintegrating for our viewing pleasure isn't really appealing. In case you care, Ruddock will win due to his Tuffnell like personality winning over the viewing mongs. 
