  This morning,  my e- mail account contained the following sob story.  / starts " Our Tune"
 Music.  From: Mrs. Janet Sisulu and son Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire,  West Africa.
 Dear,  Greetings to you, Please permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you, which will be of a mutual benefits between both of us.  I am Mrs. Janet Sisulu,
the widow of Late Mr. Kevin Sisulu , from South Africa. There is an information I would like you to keep confidential for security reason.  There is sum amount of money my Late husband a well known Gold and a Diamond Merchant in Southern Africa deposited in a Fixed suspence account in a Bank here in Abidjan, the commercial capital of Cote d'Ivoire in West Africa where we are at this moment.
 Before his death in the Hospital, he called me on his sick bed and told me that I am the next of kin to the money and also gave me every informations of this fund in a Bank and also told me where the documents regarding to the deposit of the fund that was issued to him by the Bank were kept in our home and he gave me an instruction to look for a foreign partner who will be willing to assist me in investing the fund wisely abroad and not to invest in Africa due to our name popularity.  I will not be able to give you the full details that led to his untimely death. The result of his test says he was poisoned and he ( my husband)  said he knew the people that were behind it because of jealousy of his wealth.
 Since the death of my husband late last year I have been asking myself why do I have to pass this life sorrowing and feeling the pains, since he died I have not recovered from the shock and I did not only lost my husband, I also lost his houses, but the only thing that keeps me going is this fund which is going to help me start up a new life, this is why I am seeking for your kind assistance. I have never know a moment of happiness in the course of my sojourn into this country.
 I have ask God if he created me to shed tears and reflect upon disappointment in all my life.  Now,  as I try to bring back into my mind the backlog of the events that from the nucleus of the story I am telling you, I blame nobody but I believe in one thing that God will one day put a smile on my face and I will find joy and be happy in future. I know every man is an achitect of his own fortune,  I must tell you I decided to contact you for help and I will not be able to draw any attention to my plight and elicit some sympathy,
could it be for the fact that I am presently going through the most painfull aspect of my life in this country, I am in a confused situation .  I know from the moment that my husband died my world became as useless as a burning thatch house, that my race against time had begun. please I need your help, I will never succeed in trying to paint the picture of the agony I am going through here,
if you have lost someone who is so dear to you in an unexpected circumstances you will probably understand what I am going through or what I am experiencing now.  The amount involved is the sum of US$ 7. 5million dollars ( Seven million five hundred Thousand united states Dollars) I want you to assits me to get the fund transfer into your account from the Bank.
 Because of the present political problem here in Cote d'Ivoire,  I don't want to loose the only property that is my only hope of living. I and my son have agreed to offer you 10%  of the total sum for your kind gesture and assitance after the fund has been transfer into your account, I want to assure you that there is no atom of risk involved in this transaction.  I want you to assist me in negotiating for a good and profitable business where the balance of the fund after giving you your 10%
 will be invested in your country for my future up- keep. If you are willing to help me, and can maintain the very confidentiality of this transaction to avoid what happened to my late husband to happen to us, please E- mail me immediately for more clearification.
 please understand that I am a God fearing woman and I will never disappoint you when the money get into your account.  Thank you very much and May God richly bless you in all your Endearvours.  Mrs. Janet Sisulu and son.  Shit!  I feel sorry for Kevin's widow,
 but somehow,  I do not believe getting my hands on $ 750, 000 is going to be that easy.  I feel I should write to her and offer some help.  Does anyone want to suggest any questions for 'clearification'?
 =  Well,  since I got NO replies after 30 minutes,  I decided,  inspired by urlLink ebolamonkeyman ,  to reply.
 Mrs.  Sisulu,  I was sorry to hear about Kev’ s passing.  My wife,  Bev,
 passed away in similar fashion.  I believe this may be due to us getting too close to The Truth.  Bev and I have campaigned against the New World Order for several years.  Bev died only 2 weeks after I had an article published in the Daily Mail about the obvious signs showing how our entire government is being slowly replaced by genetically engineered clones.  Coincidence?  Definitely not.
 I was in mourning for a long time,  and felt as useless as a chocolate teapot.  Fortunately,  I met a lovely girl,  Lola,  at her wake and we are expecting our first child.
 As you can understand,  because the super clones are trying to track me down,  I cannot have a bank account.  However,  if you send me a cheque,  I can open the bank account in the name of Don Incognito.
 I want you to know just how serious I am.  The $ 750k can be used to educate the population of the UK on the severe dangers of being governed by clones.  Since I’ m being monitored by MI5 constantly ( apparently,
 I’ m a “ dangerous nutjob”  I have to constantly change my e- mails.  Reply to this e-
mail to the address donkeyjam34@ aol. com if you want to continue the conversation.  Hope to speak to you again.  X 
