  I just figured out that in the next 7 weeks, I'll be seeing my Wednesday classes precisely one time. Reasons for this: May 5: Children's Day. Imagine if every kid in the country has a birthday on the same day. That's what Children's Day is, apparently. Parents buy kids stuff, and take them downtown / to the cinema / amusement park, meaning National Holiday for everyone.
Note to self: stay inside that day. May 12: I'm working at English camp. Good laugh, and they pay you extra for it. Bonus. May 19: School trip to one of the 16,000,000 mountains in Korea. I bet the place will still be packed with eager Korean hikers though. May 26: Buddha's birthday (national holiday). Happy birthday, you old bastard. June 2: Class. June 9: I'll be flying somewhere over Russia (booking the tickets this weekend) June 16: Another English camp.
Crazy. Bit of a boring post, this, but I'm bored (I told my students this afternoon that they could skip class to practice for next weeks sports day*). Here's something to liven it up though: Proof that the King of Queens is utter bullshit. Only in a post-apocalyptic world where 90% of the male population have been wiped out would a woman like that be married to a fat postman. *sports day in Korea: 2 days of dodgeball and tug of war. Seriously. 
