  Things that pissed me off this past week: (ex? ) girlfriend who is definitely, 100%, absolutely certainly getting married on the 25th of next month, who called me EIGHT FUCKING TIMES last night to say very little other than "I'm lonely, I miss you, etc. etc. " - pisses me off no end. I'M TRYING TO GET CLOSURE FFS! Said GF's parents who are supposedly not rich, but have just bought a) a brand spanking new apartment for the 'happy couple'; b) thousands worth of new furniture, and c) a luxury saloon (well, luxury as far as Korean cars go) for soon to be son-in-law. He (a doctor, by the way), has bought: Fuck all. Oh, but he did tell his parents-in-law the exact model of car he wanted them to buy him. What a fucking arsehole. I'm going to punch him when I see him. Apparently he's a small guy. Twat. Stupid Korean channel who only buy half of Friends series 10, then repeat it ad infinitum. If I see that Applegate episode one more fucking time..... Asian cable channel I get, Star World, promises 3 hours of laughs on Monday nights.
What we get is: Simpsons (hasn't been a good one in ages), Just Shoot Me (average sitcom starring David "irritating and small" Spade), King of Queens (shite starring a fat bloke, and the girl Zack Morris went out with when they all worked at the beach club), Everybody Loves Raymond (I fucking don't), Grounded For Life (crappy Roseanne-style family sitcom), and Frasier (usually good, but last night's was crap).
And the episode of Enterprise they showed last week was fucking awful (engineer bloke gets knocked up by sticking his hand in a bowl of pebbles). Lack of choice at the cinema - the only two English movies on last week were Mona Lisa Smile (I'd rather sandpaper my crotch for 2 hours) and Hidalgo, which was very very average. It's a film about horses, for cryin' out loud. Mole's photoshopping has gone off the boil. I haven't laughed at one since the last Ring one, and that dog with the earphones. Sort it out*. Bands releasing remastered, updated, or "deluxe" versions of albums I've already got.
Bad Religion are about to re-release 5 of their old albums, Jawbreaker just put out "Dear You" again, and now urlLink this . At least Bad Religion are promising to keep the prices low, but still, Bunch of Money-Grabbing Arse and no mistake. France winning the Grand Slam... no, actually, I couldn't give two shits. If anything, I'm happy that my "England - Wilko = shit" theory panned out. Now, some entertainment. urlLink Unfortunate Acronym of the Week Surprisingly funny: urlLink Photos of people taking photos Buy me something from urlLink here , and I'll be your best friend.
It's still the funniest website on the net, by the way. *still better than 90% of what goes on there, which is the main reason I don't like b3ta. That and all those stupid inside jokes like "A pocketful of "Woo" for you, sir", and uplaod codez. Shite, that's what it is. 
