  So, tonight I sit down for Eastenders to witness the return after 15 year of Den Watts. I know we saw him yesterday, but that was for about 5 seconds and all we heard from him was "'Ello, Princess". THIS was the return, THIS would be the night we here how he escaped the killer daffodils, THIS would be the night where the true King Of The Square would return to his rightful throne. So, I sit down, listen to the theme, see the man and... BBC F'N 1 DISAPPEARS!!!!!!!! Bastards, bastards, bastards! NB. The comments board has disappeared for a bit while urgent updates are being done. Be patient. 
