  Classics from Sophomore Year (according to me, at least, and this is my blog) (arguing about who invented the Pythagorean Theorem in math) Lucas: Ms. Maas says that the Babylonians made it, but it was Pythagoras, who was Greek.
Nate: It says in the history book that it was Pythagoras. Ms. Maas: I know what it says, and it's wrong. Rachelle: Well today in history we learned that it was actually the ancient Indians who made it.
Jake: Well, my mom says that SHE invented the Pythagorean Theorem... "They were talking about premies and then they were talking about dogs, but I didn't realize they had changed topics so it really freaked me out when they were like 'then we had it at home, and it was vomiting and peeing in its kennel. '" -Alex overhearing some teachers before Prayer Club Austin: Your lifeline is really long. Fharon: Really? Austin: No. Gimme your hand. (looks at Fharon's palm) Well, this line means... you have a crease in your hand... "Have you ever seen that movie where the guy says a word and then he goes, 'bla bla.
To bla bla bla. ' Yeah. It was really funny. It'd be even funnier if I could remember it. " -Brandy Tessa: You should have someone play the jingle bells. (pause) Mr. Snell: Jingle bells... jingle bells... jingle all the way... Tessa: No, like the actual jingle bells. Mr. Snell: They're called "sleigh bells. " Jingle bells are the little tiny ones that go "jingle jingle.
" Tracy: The sleigh bells go "sleigh, sleigh. " Sarah: The hall pass lady's name is Mrs. Nelson. Melanie: Wow, she DOES have a name! And it's even somewhat normal, too. Erin: Yeah, but her first name is Galockchuck. Erin: Do I look like Heidi? Sarah: I don't know who that is. Erin: You know, that girl that like runs through the hills. Sarah: Oh, and that lives in the Alps or whatever, with the braids. Malorie: Oh I know her, she goes to my church.
(Grading each other's papers in English) Ryan S.: Cursive is really hard to read. Micaela: Sorry, I have bad handwriting. Ryan S.: No, I just can't read it very well. Brandon: Yeah, it's even harder when you're trying to cheat on her on a stupid vocab quiz. Erin: I’m LISTENING! Sarah: To what? Erin: Whatever you just said! (at Chik-fil-a) Sarah: What’s that one sandwich that comes in a bag? Erin: That would be a number 1. Sarah: I want that. (pause) But the picture has yucky pickles.
(long pause while Erin looks at me like I'm the biggest moron on the planet) Erin: Then tell them “no” on the yucky pickles. (talking about a science project) Erin: Have you done the animal thing yet? Sarah: No. Erin: Me neither. Sarah: I’m doing ring-tailed lemurs… they’re so cute. Erin: I think they’re weird looking, their eyes are like huge. Sarah: They have ring tails. Erin: No, I thought they were called ring tailed lemurs because they had polka dotted heads.
(talking about the Grand Canyon) Dad: It’s about 25 or 30 degrees hotter at the bottom. Mom: Really? I thought it was cooler at the top.
Mr.
Moon: What can you get from sheep? Ryan S.: Milk.
Mr.
Moon: Wool. Ryan S.: Okay… (a while later) Ryan S.: Can’t you get milk from sheeps? I imagine that many of these are a lot more entertaining to me than they are to whoever may be reading this, but, well, I guess you'll just have to get over it.
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