  Big Bang theory: In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. These pills can't be habit forming; I've been taking them for years. Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs? " Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person? "When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. " -Jack Handey "I dreamt I saw you walking up a hillside in the snow Casting shadows on the winter sky as you stood there counting crows. " -Counting Crows, "A Murder of One" 
