  I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not, but the assistant manager where I work introduces me to everyone as 'her entertainment'. This time next week I will be drunk in a bar somewhere in Los Angeles. I'm so fucking excited. My best friend Brian lives there. Last year I visited and was able to score us both free drinks the first bar we went to, then we went to San Diego and I scored. B, I fully expect free tickets to something bad ass and a trip to some really trendy bar. And, if you can score us some pot, that would be super. Also, my friend Robert lives there. Robert's not very reliable, so I'm not sure how much of him I'll get to see. He dates a hot chick, bartends, and is going to be a super model one day. I love Robert to death, despite his lack of dependability and that it takes him two months to return a phone call.
One time, when we lived together in the den of sin, I was really sad because of a stupid boyfriend. Robert came home with three different kinds of icecream for me. I need a fantastic idea for a Halloween costume. I don't mind anything themed around slutty clothing. Your suggestions appreciated. Brian needs one too. He most likely does not want to dress slutty, butyouneverknow. 
