  Dear Susan, Remember that time you went prom dress shopping, and you were trying to find a dress that was tight and slinky, so that you could look like more of a whore than you already do? And you found that red strapless one that was made out of Lycra? And then everyone at prom laughed at you because it was so tight that it showed off the fact that you'd tucked your cock and balls between your legs?
And you were so upset you went and fucked that homeless guy in his crusty, dirty asshole and then gave him a rimjob? And then you got herpes all over your face? And the ladies at the free clinic wouldn't even let you inside because you reeked of dirty, homeless ass? Yeah....that's what God's gonna show you at the pearly gates right before he boots your skankish ass into hell. Bon voyage, Stolenswan 
