  At the suggestion of Michael, my new title scheme is animal group names. When I run out, 'll make them up. The winner of the last match-up is Mary Poppins, which is surprising insofaras she wasn't a competitor. See, Larry ate his mount and his lance, and Helen Keller headed off in the wrong direction. Neither of them really won, so Mary Poppins was declared the winner by default, as was laid out in the original plan. The New match-up: Who would win in a steel cage death match between Patrick Moore (with Xylophone), a badger (with mushroom and optional snake), a monkey (with the wrong bananas), and Lardman (whose life is an exciting adventure).
Feel free to post comments on how the match might play out or comments to the effect of "You are a silly English Kee-Niggit! " For Research: urlLink www.weebls-stuff.com and urlLink Rather Good Journalcon will be Bizzawesome I am sure, and I will be there with or without bells on, probably without. Those of you who are not reading urlLink Tales from the Other Side of the Corndog are doing yourselves a disservice. Or atleast doing me a disservice. Anyway, Erin atleast understands the importance of feedback for good writing, so read and post please. History is about to crack wide open. Hold on to something. 
