  So,  I failed to mention that Ashley was cofounder of Ah,  my aching sushi.  This led to some fighting and. I'm editing out Ashley's sn,  in case she'd rather it not be all over the net)
 The Squid3188:  I'm really sorry about all the killing Ashley:  It's ok The Squid3188:  But noe you're a creepy undead zombie Ashley:  I know Ashley:  And I want to avenge my death The Squid3188:
 crap Ashley:  Hmm.  A:  And considering that you killed me A:  .  A:
 Hmmm The Squid3188:  The Devil made me do it The Squid3188:  I mean A:  I don't but that The Squid3188:  It was nathan A:  *
buy A:  I don't buy that either The Squid3188:  he was secretly having an affair with Sarah A:  I think you did it all on your own The Squid3188:  so they plotted to trick me into posting the founder thing The Squid3188:  so you'd attack me,
 and I'd have no choice but to kill you off A:  I never attacked you A:  I just blamed you for my death The Squid3188:  even now they're off in the mountains toasting your death and laughing maniacly A:  I know!  A:
 I've known all along!  A:  YOu see,  they had you do that,  so that I'd kill YOU off The Squid3188:  but why do I care if they're having an affair?
 A:  You don't A:  But they are evil adn wanted to kill you off A:  THey had this idea that you'd interfer A:  SO they got me to do it after I dies A:  *
died The Squid3188:  but you won't A:  But I will The Squid3188:  that'd be playing right into the hands of the girl who betrayed you,  took your boyfriend,  and plotted the circumstances that led to your death!
 A:  Right A:  Give me a good reason not to The Squid3188:  I'm on your side!  We're both victims.  But with my superpowers and your zombieness,
 we can defeat them A:  Hmmm.  A:  But what good would it do me?  A:  I'm already dead A:
 What do I care A:  I could just kill you and then you and I could be dea together A:  See?  A:  I'd have sompany The Squid3188:  you said you wanted to avenge your death A:
 Yes A:  ANd kill you The Squid3188:  this is the way to do it The Squid3188:  actually,  no The Squid3188:  you should kill me The Squid3188:
 that would teach them to run off with each other The Squid3188:  we'll run off to a place they can't follow The Squid3188:  very poetic A:  Hmmm A:  This reminds me of A midsummer night's dream A:  But I don't know A:
 OR!  A:  I could kill you A:  And then you coul kill off Nathan and I could kill off Sarah A:  ANd so they'd also be dead The Squid3188:  you know we'll all go to hell as murderers A:
 True A:  Or I could just let you do the killing without killing you The Squid3188:  Or we could end all the bloodshed and just have a big musical number A:  OKay A:  But I am still dead A:  :
 The Squid3188:  but if you can IM from beyond the grave,  you should be able to sing A:  Treu You invited all my friends!  And,  in a move that stresses quantity over quality,
 you also invited all my enemies.
