  So I'm sitting here. Waiting. Sitting here with nothing to do because a client postponed their edit session. Again. They wanted this emergency edit session to update their spots and I made time. "Sure, Monday morning will be fine" I told them.
So Monday comes. But my client is a no-show. Hmmm. So I call her around 11-ish, "Hey, just checking to see if you're OK..." I say. "Oh, I'm running late" she says. No shit dumb fuck, that's why I'm calling.
"So do you have an ETA? " I ask. "Well," she says, "I'm just getting some last minute things taken care of before I go on vacation. Are you free this afternoon? " She knows that if I'm open I'll say sure. I'm a nice guy.
"Yeah the afternoon will be fine. Can you get here around 2:00? " I like to go home at 5:30 like I'm scheduled. Why work late if you're on salary? "That sounds great, I'll be there at 2:00. " 2:00 comes and goes.
Frustration settles in. I just want to get the job done. But I'm not gonna call her. I'm tired of fucking around with her. I don't mind people being late, but this is a total lack of respect. So 4:30 rolls around and she calls.
"I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to make it. What about tomorrow? " So much for the emergency. "Sure, Tuesday morning, 9:00am. " "Great, I'll be there. " So today is Tuesday.
I walk in to my office and check my voicemail. It's her saying that now her bosses (or clients, I haven't figured out her position in this whole thing) wants to come and give approval to the new spots. they can't make it to 2:00 in the afternoon. I call her back to find out WTF is going on, and confirm they'll be here at 2:00. Will they show? Will I be nice, or do I go postal?
I just want to be done. So I'm waiting. 
