  I've figured out how my luck with girls works! It's not that they don't pay any attention to me at all. It's just that they do it in clumps! Whenever I commit myself to a relationship, it seems 2 or 3 incredibly attractive girls who never payed me any attention before start hanging all over me and pouring out there hearts to me, because now I have to tell them to stop.
There was Sarah and Sasha, and now that I'm so happy with Ashley, of course a really hot girl starts talking to me about how lonely she is and how I'm the only nice person there. Mind you, given an actual choice between those two, I would have chosen Ashley anyway, but I still wish that sort of thing would happen to me when I'm single.
Sorry if I bore you, that's my life. And that's it. I'm going back to bed. 
