  Announcer: Yes, ladies and gentlemen, YOU TOO, can look and feel cooler in less than seven days! That's right folks, in less than a week, you can feel on top of the world.
All you have to do is rush out and get a truly awesome friend like this man has. Scott: [obviously reading from a card] I am not an actor, I am an actual person who has an extraordinary friend. My secret is Stephanie Seales. What's yours ? [smiles a really big, dumb smile and looks straight into the camera] Announcer : So go out, NOW, and hug a friend and thank them for showing you the error of YOUR ways. 
