  I didn't write for a whole month and two days because I did not feel like talking about wolves any more. I prefer not to write about wolves at all from this day forth. Instead, I shall deliver a special message regarding the Christmas Fairy. There is no such thing as the Christmas Fairy. There are also no such things as the following: 1. Santa Clause 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Geraldo Rivera 4. The Tooth Fairy 5. Peanuts (also called goober peas) 6. Wood elves 7. Banchees This concludes my list. 
