  I'm fufilling my constitutional duties as Communications Director by stating (even though y'all probably got the e-mail, that there is no Youth Group this week, apparently we're doing "Special Events" throughout the summer, at least half of which I won't be able to attend.
Thanks a lot, Patty. Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in! "Haec credam a Patty pio? A Patty iusto? A Patty scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci.
Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem! " Okay, now that I'm done irrationally railing at Patty, I'm on to other matters. The other matters are...They're...I think one of them was...Okay, I completely forgot the other matters. I changed the template. This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force. 
