  ...or, "Why Lake Effect Snow isn't the Only Lake Effect Weather Problem. " My first year criminal law professor suggested on the first day of class that we get out and enjoy the weather as much as possible because soon the "perma-cloud" would descend on greater Michianna. We laughed. And then we didn't see the sun for 6 months. And we realized what a curse the perma-cloud was. And then second year came. And said criminal law professor escaped to London for a semester and so missed the annual descent of the perma cloud.
But this time the perma cloud brought gifts: snow, ice, and below zero temperatures. And we froze on our way to class. But we knew that someday, the sun would return: that indeed, there was life beyond the thunderdome. So here we sit, the first day of June, and the perma-cloud remains. It has rained every consecutive day for the last 2 weeks.
Including Memorial Day which started off as a day of barbeque and sun at St. Joe beach and ended with a mad dash to throw everything in the back of the truck and haul ass back to Indiana. If that's not bad enough, you should see our lawn. The excess rain has turned it into a jungle. Curse you, perma-cloud of badness... 
