  I AM THE VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY! MWA HA HA HA HA The woman riding the scarlet beast, drunk on the blood of martyrs.... will recieve her comeuppance and it will be at my hand.
Just like the story of Judith, the pious Jewess who delivered her people from oppression, I too will slay the wicked with my sword of truth. And the wicked will fear me. And they shall cower behind their words and their soundbytes. And they shall try and convince the people that they have the truth--just like the false prophets that came before them. I am a servant of the secret fire--and they shall not pass! I am talking about a battle of biblical proportions.
It's coming. It looms on the horizon. The first vollies have been returned. But this will truly be a battle for the soul of America--AND I SHALL BE THEIR QUEEN--BEAUTIFUL AS THE NIGHT AND TERRIBLE AS THE MORNING! I'm going to go get some water--I think the coffee and sugar has gone to my brain... 
