  I've heard this conversation many, many times, several in a classroom and most of them in front of a teacher. Story Courtesy of Jonah. [Why didn't Jonah post it?-Marten] The Squid3188: I'm going to copy and paste a story I just told Marten cause it's funny The Squid3188: I heard these two black guys talking in the bathroom today The Squid3188: and the first one was taking allergy pills The Squid3188: the second was said"man, whatcha takin' those for? " The Squid3188: and he was like, "Allergies, man" The Squid3188: "Well, what you allergic too? " The Squid3188: "Grass and Weeds" The Squid3188: "Man, how you gonna be allergic to weed? " The Squid3188: "Not marijuana, man. Dandelions and shit" The Squid3188: "Oh. I feel you, man. I feel you" Okay, even though this thought completely warrants a new post, I'm going to splice it in here.
I saw something that almost sent me in a seizure right in the middle of the commons. Something so terrifying and evil that I almost screamed when I saw it. Mrs. Howard was at LC. I don't know why. [incoming freshmen-Marten] I don't know how. [she can drive-Marten] All I know is that she was there, and she scared the hell out of me. The Betty-one looks drowsy! 
