  urlLink Yahoo! Sports - MLB - One Nation under Fenway Hot Rumour Big Unit Rumors Red Sox GM Theo Epstein denies rumors that he's going to woo Randy Johnson at the All-Star Game next week? I completely understand (what, with those pesky "tampering" penalties). But even if he can't land Randy, Theo's next-best option is to do whatever it takes to make sure the Unit ends up anywhere but with the Yankees. Idea: Nothing would frustrate the Boss more (aside from his current pitching) than the Mets -- suddenly one game out of first! -- swooping in (with Theo's help, of course, perhaps with a three-way trade). 
