  Rhubarb Yesterday I bought some rhubarb and I held up the line at Cala cuz the incompetent cracked-out cashier didn't know the code, didn't know how to spell rhubarb to look it up, and didn't even know what kind of food it was. I was like, "It's next to kale and collared greens. " And the line got longer and longer and people were silently cursing my pink produce. Then after paging 2 people who didn't know either, he goes, "I guess I just punch in celery, cuz it look like celery. " Then he spazzes out a little then goes, "No, I just ring you up for kale then. No one will know. Just don't tell anybody! " 
