  Unfortunately, I will not be a slut for the near future. I may be able to be a Blogger slut though. It is raining here. It sucks ass. It will probably rain tomorrow here too. I am listening to Adam Sandler. I now remember why I like listening to it. Why, you ask? Because it is funny as shit. Talked to Elena for a few tonight. She was tired so we only talked for about 5 minutes. Her daughters music recital is tomorrow.
She said she would send me pictures. I have no idea of what relevance this really has to y'all, but I have nothing else to really talk about so I am just babbling. I figure that if no one else has blogged in a few hours, that it must be my turn to blog. This is neither logical nor relevant as well. I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the Bass. It is easy as hell and is a good thing to know... I think. Well, at least I can have that in the repatois' (sp? spell check doesn't know either) By the way, It is 1 am here and I am just sitting around doing jack shit. I don't go to work until 1500 so I figured I would just stay up for a while. I will probably revert to playing the PS2 or the bass. This was weird... Someone just called me. It was a Ruskie chick and I have no clue who the fuck it was.
It was not Elena, I know that anyway. She hung up relatively quickly though. Wrong # I guess. Kinda odd that it just happened to be a Russian chick though. Anywho, I guess it is time for me to go smoke and then polish the bishop Here are some other funny ones for you... -spank the monkey -arc the ape -punch the munchkin -lop the lizard -grab the gopher -dangle the dolphin -wallop the whale -beat the meat -yank the yak -ravage the raven There are many more in my mind, however, I will leave you with my all time favorite.
It is my favorite because it reminds me of a very interesting mid-shift in AK. It was just one of those nights. Here it is... Torque the Trout Dueces... Eddie out 
