  WAXING ON ABOUT THE FEMALE BREAST "Do feel any different now that you're older? " "OH YES! " "Like what? " "I can't go out all night and then survive a full work day on 15-minutes of sleep. " "Point taken. " "And my boobs aren't as pretty anymore.
" "What do you mean? " She paused for a moment. "They're just not the same anymore. " "Do you mean their sagging? " "DOH! YOU SAID IT!
Now they will sag more. " "I doubt very much that my spoken word has made your boobage advance any further down than where they are now. If it was true, I could just say, 'Do you mean they're sagging? ' seven times fast and they'd be dragging the floor now. " "They point south now. " "I beg your pardon?
" "They point south now. My nipples...." "Oh. " "If I ever had any additional income to throw away on cosmetic surgery, I would have my breasts reduced and the nipples repositioned. " "My friend, Laurie, from high school had a breast reduction surgery because of her back. They had to cut her nipples off and reposition them on her breast. The feeling didn't return for sxi months.
" "Owie! " " I guess that makes sense. Otherwise your boobs would be cross-eyed, wouldn't they. They could be very distracting for any potential sex partner. It might seem like your boobs aren't paying attention during lovemaking and cause him to lose his enthusiasm. " We were quite for a moment.
"Well, I guess I'd better run and get back to work. " Yeah, I need to take a shower. Let's talk about breasts again sometime. " "Okay. " 
