  !!!!!! ladies and gentlemen: I GOT THE JOB. it starts next thursday. i will be a personal assistant to a lady that does...well that has yet to be exactly determined, but it starts at a dollar more than i made previously.
and it involves booking and working with (probably terrible) bands. i'm the shit, i'm the shit. and while it is not What I Want To Be Doing With My Life, i didn't expect to find that anyway. do you realize what this means? this means that i will be exactly half as whiny in this forum. or if i am whiny it will be about a whole new extraordinry range of things. this means i can FINALLY PAY MY ELECTRIC BILL. awesome. that is all i have time to say, as i am on a laptop which i don't own and the battery is about to die.
but to repeat: I HAVE A JOB. I HAVE A JOB. I HAVE A JOB. that is all. 
