  urlLink Scary Duck , while apparently neither scary nor a duck, is funny. Extract from Scaryduck Junior's school report: "My literacy target for this year: Write stories not featuring penguins or fish. " Feh, I say. Feh. What do they know? Did Jeffrey Archer die in vain? * *No, but give me a couple of weeks. Anyone that threatens the wellbeing of that lying toerag has to be worth a read. I only wish I found it sooner - today is urlLink Bring Your Otter To Work day. What a missed opportunity. Never mind - it's tigers next Tuesday. 
