  BAD: you find a porn video in your sons room ----- WORSE: your in it BAD: your children are sexually active ------ WORSE: with eachother GOOD: you go see a strip show with the guys ----- BAD: your daughters the star----- WORSE: shes turning your friends on GOOD: your daughters on the pill ------- BAD: shes 10 GOOD: your neighbour exersises in the nude -------- BAD: he weighs 350 pounds ------ WORSE: he turns you on Which is worse?
Your mom wearing a thong.... or your dad wearing a speedo!? You knowing your parents had sex ..... your parents knowing you had sex!? Changing 100 babies diapers....changing your grandmas diaper?! Your boy/girl friend picking his nose............your boy/girl friend picking ur nose?! What does a old woman have between her tits that a young woman doesnt? A BELLY BUTTON! You know you're in a redneck hotel when you tell them "I've got a leak in my sink and they say........"GO AHEAD! " Your mamma's so poor when she goes to the park the ducks throw bread at her. Two blonds are driving to Wonderland.
They see a sign that says "WONDERLAND LEFT" so they went home. Why is it when a man talks nasty to a woman it's sexual harrasment, but when a woman talks nasty to a man it's 3.99 a hour! since i was confined to the walls of my house until i have a draft for my immigration project, it looks like i'm working while i'm really just finding cheesy shit on the internet. 
