  Right,  todays blog will maybe be a rant and rave so those of you that get tired of my constant whinging,  be prepared. this could get messy.  where to start?  how about,
 tays back. can't belive the fucker got home while i'm away. has the guy got not respect. tay,  if you're reading this then ur a bitch and i hate you.  i still have no job.
i'm really starting to worry that i might be on a flight home on the 15th Jan. which will suck cock more than kesh does.  Adverts. fucking TV adverts. was watching one program the other day and they showed exactly 2 minutes of the program i was watching and then 3 minutes of adverts. no word of a lie!
 such a load of shite and then i watched 'thomas crown affair' on TV,  which i guess u know is one of my fav films. now the film is about 2 hours 20 mins long,  the gits on 'wgn superstation' cut it down so it fit in a 2 hour time slot with a 3 minute advert break every 10mins. they must of cut out about an hour of the film!  and the bits they cut are bits that i would say are crutial to the story!
 fucking 'superstation' my ass!  as i've mentioned i live with a load of girls so as u can imagine there is the fair share of 'reality tv' on. and monday nights had turned into 'average joe' night. the concept is easy. find a really really really foxy chick. get her to admit that it's what's on the inside that counts when looking for a guy.
then put her in a house for 2 weeks with 15 'average joes'. well,  they say average,  but most of these guys ming! genius concept,  could a gorgous girl fall for some 'wall street,
 computer geek,  with glasses and a bear belly bigger than the taj mahal' because of what's on the inside. i have to admit,  i was starting to get hooked. then. half way through the series when there were only 3 guys left,
 the threw in 3 models. to see if she would go for 'the average joe' or if she would pick her man on looks. as numbers dwindeled 2 guys were left. one average joe ( who was called adam)  and one pretty boy (
who,  by the way,  on her first date with she asked him if he was gay! now adam was cool,  big teeth,  but cool.
everyones friend,  she had a wicked laugh with him,  and he was rich. very very rich ( but she only found that out at the end)  and then there was pretty boy,
 she didn't really get on with him,  he was 26 and still lived at home,  but she was 'physically attracted' to him in a big way. to cut a long story not quite so short,  who did she pick. u guessed it.
pretty boy. just goes to prove that looks do count!  and money,  intellagence,  ambition,  sence of humor count for sweet fuck all!
wardy,  we're screwed!  right,  that's the last of my rants i feel but i have some other stuff that i thought worth mentioning.  guys,  u remember 'get over it',
 the film that donna,  jools and rhona used to make us watch at every given oppertunity,  well i can't escape it. loads of the songs from it are used on tv adverts here. and as they put so many god damn advert breaks in shows i hear them all the time!  you know how i always wanted a skateboard,
 well i got one. well,  it's actually a snowskate,  a skateboard without wheels for using on the snow. keep trying to kill myself on it and i'm getting close. some friends of ours have a veranda at their house and have made a 5ft hight ramp coming off it!
fucking funny. have some amusing 'jackass' style clips that i'll try and get on the blog at some point.  we also got some 'crazy carpets',  which are basically plastic sheets with wholes in to hold them. also fucking scary. fell off one and bust my shoulder AGAIN.
but hey. who needs that muscle anyway!  and finally i've been learing Dutch. one of the lads i live with is fluent in Dutch. it's such a good language. so far i have learnt.
 'zone funun mooderless chiat' . son of a motherless goat!  if anyone has any good phrases that they think will work well in dutch then let me know and i'll write them here!  also,  the dutch have some of the coolest customs. apparently santa has a friend called 'black pete' (
i shit you not boys and girls)  and black pete and santa fill your boots up with sweets on december the 5th!  so Sam ( the guy whos mum is dutch that i live with)  got loads of sweets sent over from his nan. and it is custom that u get a giant chocolate letter.
the first letter of ur name.  so Sam got a giant chocolate S!  AND if you've you've been a bad person black pete 'caines your ass'!  urlLink here is a link to a photo of santa and black pete anyway,  think that's all i'm gonna write for today,  you'll be glad to know.
