  Our technicians gave the safety rope two tugs! Their journey into the mainframe here at Satiric HQ cost the lives of 7 good men... But look on the bright side! The font isn't excessively large now! Balance has been restored. Our readership (which can potentially be millions! ) can now let their minds at ease. "If you don't want a man unhappy politically, don't give him two sides of a question to worry him; give him one. Better yet, give him none. " -Fire Captain Beatty ( Fahrenheit 451 ) 
