  As credible historians have discovered, the U.S. had more than one chance to destroy the frozen wastes and face of all evils, Canada. urlLink As the Straight Dope points out, we have had more than our fair share of chances to crush America Jr. with one sweeping blow, wiping out their feeble defenses. The Satiric Party has committed a contingent of militiamen from their usual duties of dispersing meetings of the Green Party (heh, the pacifists never put up a fight) to "finish the job" across the border (no, not Mexico). "Mein Fuehrer, I can walk! " Dr. Strangelove 
