  Well, I've got a test tomorrow, then a test after that, and the next day...That's right, another fucking test.
So, instead of studying... Here is a one act play. Good E.M.T., Bad E.M.T. EMT 1: So, how did you cut your leg? Victim: I don't know. EMT 2: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! EMT 1: Easy! Easy! I don't know how much longer I can hold him back...You better tell him how you hurt your leg. Victim: I'm not sure, I just looked down and it was bleeding. EMT 2: OH Shit!!!!!! You're dead!!!
You are dead as fucking fried chicken!!! I'm definitely kicking your ass now! EMT 1: I don't think I can hold this EMT back any longer...You better start talkin'! Victim: I guess I fell? EMT 2: Uh huh! That's right you fell bitch. That's what I thought. Off screen later EMT 1 speaks to EMT 2 EMT 1: Don't you think you were a bit over the top back there? EMT 2: Man, I saved that guy life!!! I'm like a God! EMT 1: No, your not like a God, you have to put your pants on one leg at a time just like him.
EMT 2: Yeah I guess you're right. (in hushed and muffled tones) I'll kill you. EMT 1: What? Did you say something? EMT 2: No man, You must be hearing things. (even more hushed and muffled tones) I'll kick your dog. EMT 1: Whatever. 
