  How do you know when you've taken a really good dump? I'm not just talking about euphoria, oh no, it's much more than that. Let me share a little story with you all. So I was dropping off the Cosby's, but you probably figured as much already, when I thought, 'Hey, that was a good one! ' So I looked back into the toilet. This is when I realized how good it was. The poop had coiled up in the toilet hole, filled it up, and was sticking up out of the water!
When your poop goes beyond the water level, you know you've lost some serious weight. I now present myself with the 'poop of the month' award. For my acceptance speech, first I must thank Metamucil and their wonderful inventors. Second, I'd like to thank Planters for helping add 'texture' (if you know what I mean) to the poop. Last but certainly not least, I would like to thank God (you always have to when receiving an award) because without him, poops like this would never be possible! 
