  Wow Chris... I think that maybe some meditation might clear up some of that aggression you've got there... ::pat pat pat:: 1...2...3 alright then. I'm sorry that I haven't been paying adequate attention to the blog and I promise to work hard to do better.
I will wake up each day and furrow my brow in my determined search for my next attempt at wit while scouring the internet to find sites to entertain the masses. With this new life force I will dedicate every ounce of my being to making this the most fan-fucking-tastic web blog IN THE WORLD! Fuck tally: 1 (see, you don't have to say fuck to get your fucking point across Chris...fuck... ::smiles:: ) (oh, and yes, the labeling of John as a breast was a derivative from a line in the major motion picture, The Birdcage. You are correct dear) 
