  Dr. Bippie has diagnosed Ice Madness and fears that Arthur may be Patient Zero in a shipwide epidemic. Or I think that's what he said. Dr. Bippie is sometimes hard to understand due to a childhood brain injury that makes him think he's French. His accent becomes more pronounced under stress or during periods of excitability, such as now. But since he only thinks he's French and is not, in fact, French, he speaks no French, just garbled English with a very fake sounding accent, so Jacques the Translator can do us no good. But I think what he said is that Arthur has Ice Madness and it's going to get worse before it gets better. I trust Dr. Bippie completely. The French thing aside, he's a formidable metaphysician and astrological specialist.
Arthur has been quarantined, but as he is still working on deriving the perfect password, he hasn't noticed yet. I have reassigned one of my enemies to Arthur Surveilance. The other two remain on Squid Vigil and every morning report no activity. I have ordered Dr. Bippie to work on a cure for Ice Madness and sent a message to Charles with a passing penguin, just because I thought he might like to know. 
