  In 1999, the Royals had their worst season ever when they finished 64-97 with a .398 winning percentage. Then, in 2002 they topped that with the great 100 loss season, finishing 62-100 with a .383 winning percentage. Well, now we're sitting at 34-58 (.370), and are poised to finish, yet again, with the worst season in franchise history. That's three worst-ever seasons in five years! Who can stand this?! Royals fans, and I'm not just saying this because I am one, deserve a medal. Oh, also in my dream last night, Mike Sweeney was traded to the Yankees. I was almost physically ill. 
