  I just lived "Office Space. " I was trying to send a fax just now, but the fax machine kept saying "Paper Jam. " The problem? There WAS NO PAPER JAM!!! Nope, instead, it was just almost out of paper. Not out of paper, almost, so it didn't pull the paper up into the machine. Stupid engineers. Why wouldn't they design a fax machine that works until the paper is completely gone, not almost gone. Grrrr. And, then, I got a paper cut opening a package of paper to fill the not-empty fax machine. Good thing it's almost five. 
